I was browsing the web while waiting for my PE subject to be fixed and then I saw this
EVER WONDER Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed? <-- Haha oo nga naman.. =))
Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”? <--
Agree
Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on “Start”?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? <--
Tama!! Haha... Mas lemon pa ang Joy kesa sa juice.. :D
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? <--
Ironic..
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? <--
Isa pa to.. Haha
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food? <--
Sige manghuli ka huh.. :)) Lagot ka sa PETA
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? <--
Haha... Bka yung gumagawa.. :D
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? <--
Haha.. Tama nga naman nonsense na din..
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?? <--
Haha... Baka nalimutan nila..
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains? <--
Malamang... Puro wool sila eh.. whew..
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? <--
Eh ano gusto mong itawag??
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? <--
Haha.. Dito sa 'Pinas tama ata yan..
—————— In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that’s the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Frito’s:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.” (and that would be how???….)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.” (but, it’s “just” a suggestion).
On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): “Do not turn upside down.” (well…duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating.” (…and you thought????…)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: “Do not iron clothes on body.” (but wouldn’t this save me more time?)
On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine: “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.” (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: “Warning: May cause drowsiness.” (and.. .I’m taking this because???….)
On most brands of Christmas lights: “For indoor or outdoor use only.” (as opposed to…what?)
On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use.” (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I’m a bit curious.) (Ok, It was supposed to be translated as ” to be used for intended use only” basically what it means is don’t use your food processor as a wood chipper people. lol)
On Sunsbury’s peanuts: “Warning: contains nuts.” (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.” (Step 3: maybe, uh…fly Delta?)
On a child’s superman costume: “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.” (I don’t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.” (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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TypicalKid
Syempre di ko papalipasin ang cross-over ng araw ni Janus ng
walang entry! This post is about THANK YOU's! I am SOO blessed this year that
the best thing to do now is to give thanks!
